A Baptist Speaks About the Language of Ants

antsThe safari ants would climb up your legs and when the ants were spread out, they would all bite at the same time. The exact same time! So, I assumed a leader ant gave the voice command to bite. 

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A Baptist Doesn’t Speak Chinese

hongkongSusan and Bill Smith invited us over for supper while we were in Hong Kong. We walked the four blocks over to their apartment. Shortly after arriving I became very ill, so Bill put me into a taxi. After twenty minutes I looked up and saw we were leaving Kowloon and going into the tunnel toward Hong Kong island. After dinner, Cindy and the children took another taxi and arrived to our apartment before me.  

Brian Hogan, tell me what this taxi driver said in Chinese. The deer makes another appearance.

A Baptist Thinks He Speak English

footballChapter Thirty is called Football is Football. A preacher not speaking the local language wanted to compare soccer to football. So the word soccer was translated as football, then football was translated football which left the interpreter confused. How do you compare football to football? I enjoy both football and football. Notice the eye brows; I am not in this cartoon. 

This is a reminder to pray daily for England.